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#1 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 01:24

MK: Do you love anime?

Turtle: Love my enemy? Are you on9?

MK:

Turtle: Go check the IPA douche.

#2 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 01:30

MK: Do you love Sakura?

A fundamentalist: Secular? Allahu Akbar!

After 2 minutes:

Journalist: 2 burnt cropses are in front of me.

#3 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 01:31

2 burnt corpses are in front of me

#4 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 01:34

MK: I love Monica!

Black: More nigger? Let me punch in your face till you die!

2 Minutes later:

Journalist: An MK is beheaded.

#5 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 01:45

MK: I have Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

Bomb!

2 minutes later:

Journalist: I see a burning 67 running around.

#6 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 01:48

MK: Are you a Sun Leo?

Turtle: So?

MK: You must be a Murcury Taurus.

Turtle: You have swapped the 2 terms. Pill time douche.

#7 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 01:52

MK: Are you a Sun Leo?

Turtle: So?

MK: You must be a Murcury Taurus.

Turtle: You have swapped the 2 terms. Pill time douche.

Astrologer: Hey 2 guys, both of you are wrong. A Sun Taurus can only have Murcury on Aries, Taurus or Gemini.

MK: Oh I am wrong.

Turtle: This astrologer is also wrong. I am a real Taurus and my nickname is Mercury.

#8 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 01:55

MK: Delay no more.

Bruce: Fuck my mum huh?

Turtle: Ignore this MK. A noun phrase alone does not suffice for a complete sentence.

#9 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 02:00

MK: Are you reading Chui?

Turtle: You must be a Taiwanese.

MK: Nox but why?

Turtle: You can't even pronounce Threads correctly douche.

#10 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 02:00

MK: Are you reading Chui?

Turtle: You must be a Taiwanese.

MK: Nox but why?

Turtle: You can't even pronounce Threads correctly douche.

No, but why?

#11 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 02:02

MK: Lockyou.

Turtle: Hi Nippon douche, you rock me in wrong way round.

#12 祝你早日冚家富貴
25/06/25 02:03

MK: Lockyou.

Turtle: Hi Nippon douche, you rock me in wrong way round.

典故:

歌曲《We Will Rock You》的含义是 “我们将震撼你”或“我们将让你摇滚”,更广义的理解是 “我们将给你带来巨大的冲击和兴奋”。 这首歌表达了一种力量和自信,同时也包含了对未来的期许和对挑战的迎接。

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