Galden in a nutshell

If you talk to God, you are praying;

If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

If you talk to Gooder, you want his DNA;

If Gooder talks to you, he wants your DNA.

If you talk to a Turtle, you are entertaining him;

If a Turtle talks to you, you are losing brain cells.

乜你咁自卑架

我都係矮鬼

從來無正式拍拖都仲生勾勾

男人單身最自由

男人三大喜事：升官發財死老婆

望下莊子就知

I am very thanks Gooder.

He entertains us.

I see turtle post by using another browser.

HE IS Nine does not answer Eight.

if turtle talks to gooder..

WFC

大家都係打工仔，

邊似得屎坑雞做無價值嘅無業遊民日日九唔搭八

if you were a criminal, you should in jail.

if you were a member of galden, you should in Castle Peak Hospital.

愈嚟愈多痴線佬

Turtle always needle truth shithole chicken. He does not know typing self speak self say post is more crazy and mental illness than shithole chicken eating toilet chicken.

There are many disabled home in hk. Ten of thousands of people are no value無業遊民. Turtle cannot just needle yes chicken only. It is impolite. You can't just blame on me while neglect others patients in the hk. How can I work after jump building? No company want to hire me with white card with discrimination. Not all people can do rubbish security guards. If there is low rent living place, i also want to go to work. But saulghter flats are very high rent. You have so little money after paid rent. Not all can like turtle live in public housing.

I am losing brain cells. I am talking to turtle.

葵涌醫院都拆咗幾年搞重建

裡面成十幾萬痴線佬通街走

if you were a criminal, you should be in jail.

if you were a member of galden, you should in Castle Peak Hospital.

if you were a member of galden, you should be in Castle Peak Hospital.

Original:

I am very thanks Gooder.

He entertains us.

Proofread:

Thank you Gooder, you are so hilarious.

Original:

I see turtle post by using another browser.

HE IS Nine does not answer Eight

Proofread:

I peeked TurBigTle's posts. They are irrelevant to my life.

Original:

Turtle always needle truth shithole chicken. He does not know typing self speak self say post is more crazy and mental illness than shithole chicken eating toilet chicken.

Proofread:

I adhere to TurBigTle's posts because I am succumbed to ennui and underachievement.

Original:

There are many disabled home in hk. Ten of thousands of people are no value無業遊民. Turtle cannot just needle yes chicken only. It is impolite. You can't just blame on me while neglect others patients in the hk. How can I work after jump building? No company want to hire me with white card with discrimination. Not all people can do rubbish security guards. If there is low rent living place, i also want to go to work. But saulghter flats are very high rent. You have so little money after paid rent. Not all can like turtle live in public housing.

Proofread:

I count on CSSA for granted. TurBigTle and other employees are slaves. They should shut the fuck up.

結論：

屎坑雞 Grammar 咁差都可以喺 2006 HKASL Use of English 拎 B grade，請問考評局搞乜撚野？

屎坑雞 Grammar 咁差都可以喺 2006 HKASL Use of English Section C 拎 B grade，請問考評局搞乜撚野？

Section C = Reading and Language System

Original:

I am losing brain cells. I am talking to turtle.

Proofread:

Catch me you can, douche.

Catch if me you can, douche.

Catch me if you can, douche.

BTW, 郊登3大痴線INFP已經上哂水圍屌烏大龜

其中一個辛酉月生，另一個就丁卯年生

今日過咗23：00就已經係乙酉日

酉酉自刑，卯酉相沖

時辰同流日剛剛好，所以佢哋夠哂鐘發癲

再睇番開post時間：

未到23：00 辛酉月生人已經上咗水

佢係戊寅年生，亥時就依例發癲

寅亥相合亦相破

而23：00就係子時

丁卯月生人就適逄子卯相刑，故無禮

丁卯年生人就適逄子卯相刑，故無禮

簡單嚟講

一係唔好出聲

一出聲我實起到你八字

恒指係好撚憎陳雲

所以佢一定入無明子位

可見一眾INFP都係唔理性嘅Pro-MK

ENFJ係INFP對家

咁大家就知咩事