笑話一則
13/05/23 16:28
Teacher: This is a cyclic quadrilateral.
Student: 痴線的四邊型?
Teacher: What?
Student: I hear you say psychic quadrilateral.
13/05/23 21:38
Teacher: sin x cos x tan x
Student: sin 🐢 cos🐢 tan 🐢
Teacher: wtf?
Student: A tortoise is a real variable.
13/05/23 21:39
Teacher: I am astonished.
Student: Yeah you are astonishing.
13/05/23 21:41
Teacher: Why no one ask me math questions?
Student: The class union head has handed out photocopied Additional Mathematics Textbook Solutions. You are now useless.