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世紀難題 ! 如果派得利是嘅已婚男女算係臭雞MK 咁保安龜點樣開門逗利是？

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#1 港膠所升鑊勁
16/01/23 10:34

斷估反mk先驅 已移除前列腺既烏大龜唔會逗利是卦

#2 熱水餃
16/01/23 10:42

#2

#3 古早味貓貓
16/01/23 12:06

#2

訓緊教

凌晨更保安未出動

#4 窮人唔好生仔
16/01/23 12:47

Hello. You are MK people. I don't like your laisee. Fuck off.

#5 熱水餃
16/01/23 12:57

#4

#6 Le Rat Casanier
16/01/23 14:06

Fuck off MK sons, go back and fuck your MK female , then you both get AIDS . All female are MK , you go fuck yourself. *Yourselves typos

#7 西炒飯
16/01/23 14:46

點收... 尷9尬

#8 Max
16/01/23 14:49

賺M養K

#9 古早味貓貓
16/01/23 15:10

Fuck off MK sons, go back and fuck your MK female , then you both get AIDS . All female are MK , you go fuck yourself. *Yourselves typos

#10 管叔叔
16/01/23 15:23

Fuck off MK sons, go back and fuck your MK female , then you both get AIDS . All female are MK , you go fuck yourself. *Yourselves typos

#11 港膠所升鑊勁
16/01/23 16:22

點收... 尷9尬

烏蛇咁耐都唔上水就知佢天人交戰梗

#12 熱水餃
16/01/23 16:35

開工未呀

#13 LEGO
16/01/23 17:01

開工未呀

唔通佢失業

#14 凍水涼
17/01/23 00:23

#15 禾合桃
17/01/23 00:31

開工未呀

唔通佢失業

不齒返工做奴隸

#16 港港回家吧
17/01/23 00:37

開工未呀

唔通佢失業

不齒返工做奴隸

返工is mk behav唔識串

#17 環保大狗公
17/01/23 02:18

保安：臭雞MK 利是速速磅

#18 港膠所升鑊勁
17/01/23 03:00

唔通佢失業

不齒返工做奴隸

返工is mk behav唔識串

做保安都失業

#19 古龍味牛牛
17/01/23 03:36

不齒返工做奴隸

返工is mk behav唔識串

做保安都失業

老細都唔想聽佢鳩嗡

#20 黎叔
17/01/23 04:13

樓上炒哂車

不過我笑唔出

郊登會員比我想像中更加孤單可憐

#21 黎叔
17/01/23 04:17

斷估反mk先驅 已移除前列腺既烏大龜唔會逗利是卦

Bingo

我講過公眾假期公司無客

既然無客，何來有利是？

我每年只收公司$20開工利是

同事做埋阿爺阿嫲我都費時行去R利是

R完年中佢哋玩感情勒索要我成日請佢哋食野就麻撚煩

#22 黎叔
17/01/23 04:19

開工未呀

唔通佢失業

失業=無聊

你地上水時間比我更長，唔通

#23 黎叔
17/01/23 04:20

不齒返工做奴隸

返工is mk behav唔識串

做保安都失業

做保安點會失業

成撚日都請唔夠人添

之前都講過公司淨係俾我每月放一兩日假

#24 黎叔
17/01/23 04:22

Fuck off MK sons, go back and fuck your MK female , then you both get AIDS . All female are MK , you go fuck yourself. *Yourselves typos

on9仔

錯哂grammar啦

小一學生唔會犯嘅punctuation blunder你都犯哂

#25 港膠所升鑊勁
17/01/23 08:24

斷估反mk先驅 已移除前列腺既烏大龜唔會逗利是卦

Bingo

我講過公眾假期公司無客

既然無客，何來有利是？

我每年只收公司$20開工利是

同事做埋阿爺阿嫲我都費時行去R利是

R完年中佢哋玩感情勒索要我成日請佢哋食野就麻撚煩

問老細逗個封20利是

mk behaviour

#26 Max
18/01/23 04:47

認真, 佢話佢做IC坐房就應該唔會有利是收啦

除非成日擦鞋啲客同佢好熟會專登入管理處

但我知有啲人一到新年就會即刻叫人放假之後話唔夠人手畀個part time/新人坐房編自己做看更逗利是

#27 黎叔
18/01/23 05:06

認真, 佢話佢做IC坐房就應該唔會有利是收啦

除非成日擦鞋啲客同佢好熟會專登入管理處

但我知有啲人一到新年就會即刻叫人放假之後話唔夠人手畀個part time/新人坐房編自己做看更逗利是

我不嬲都唔鍾意直接對住啲客傾計

做開嘅都係written or telecommunications

#28 黎叔
18/01/23 05:12

認真, 佢話佢做IC坐房就應該唔會有利是收啦

除非成日擦鞋啲客同佢好熟會專登入管理處

但我知有啲人一到新年就會即刻叫人放假之後話唔夠人手畀個part time/新人坐房編自己做看更逗利是

我不嬲都唔鍾意直接對住啲客傾計

做開嘅都係written or telecommunications

仲有，我做開商業盤

我未返工啲客全部收哂工

我放工啲客都仲未開工

逗條撚咩？

#29 港膠所升鑊勁
18/01/23 17:52

認真, 佢話佢做IC坐房就應該唔會有利是收啦

除非成日擦鞋啲客同佢好熟會專登入管理處

但我知有啲人一到新年就會即刻叫人放假之後話唔夠人手畀個part time/新人坐房編自己做看更逗利是

佢點會咁做呀

佢無咁醒既 呢啲醒目野係啲mk先會做架嘛

#30 黎叔
18/01/23 21:05

認真, 佢話佢做IC坐房就應該唔會有利是收啦

除非成日擦鞋啲客同佢好熟會專登入管理處

但我知有啲人一到新年就會即刻叫人放假之後話唔夠人手畀個part time/新人坐房編自己做看更逗利是

佢點會咁做呀

佢無咁醒既 呢啲醒目野係啲mk先會做架嘛

你諗多咗

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