English Jokes

MK: I have just finished playing The Sims 4. What to eat?

烏大龜: Just don't eat game.

MK: Of course I won't eat any PC game.

烏大龜: I mean don't eat sort of bats and monkey brains.

MK: Oh I feel myself cringy now.

MK: Why should we add a instead of an before university?

烏大龜: You can put an if you say un-ni-ver-sity.

MK: So?

烏大龜: How to pronounce Yvonne?

MK: U-want?

烏大龜: You get it. We have Yniversity.

MK: Then why is John translated as 約翰 in Chinese?

烏大龜: J=Y

MK: Many niggers have nickname Raj. How to pronounce it?

烏大龜: j=g

MK: Oh WTF English has so many exceptions.

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