English Polishing Talk 20200721

Academic

#1 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 11:52

Original sentence:

This purchase is free of shipping fee.

Polished sentence:

You can enjoy shipping fee waiver.

#2 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 11:55

Original sentence:

ACG fans are immoral.

Polished sentence:

The whole ACG fandom is void of morality.

#3 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 11:57

Original sentence in Chinese:

你去死吧!

English Translation:

Fuck you!

#4 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 11:59

Original sentence in Chinese:

你條撚樣搞乜撚野?

English Translation:

What the fuck are you fucking doing, fuckface?

#5 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 12:02

Original sentence in Chinese:

仆街啦冚家剷

English Translation:

We wish you drop dead and rest in peril

#6 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 12:04

Original sentence:

Homosexuality is MK behavior.

Polished sentence:

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transsexual and Queer are all about human stupidity.

#7 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 12:06

Original sentence:

All females are MK.

Polished sentence:

There exist gentlemen but there is no such thing called gentlewomen.

#8 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 12:08

Original sentence:

All parents are MK.

Polished sentence:

You are just a human flesh ATM if you are poor; if you are rich, you are just a toy to your parents.

#9 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 12:11

Original sentence in Chinese:

牛油狗

English Translation:

Pussykisser

#10 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 12:13

Original sentence in Chinese:

煲老藕

English Translation:

Seeking an MILF

#11 DutalaTortoise

21/07/20 12:25

Original sentence in Chinese:

同人文化

English Translation:

Douche Generations a.k.a. Doujin.

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