English Polishing Talk 2020-07-20

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#1 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 13:47

Original sentence:

This venture has failed.

Polished sentence:

This venture is proven epic fail.

#2 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 13:48

Original sentence:

Shut up!

Polished sentence:

You should go suck some dick bitch.

#3 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 13:50

Original sentence:

The proposal is useless.

Polished sentence:

This proposal is just a piece of shit.

#4 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 13:59

Original sentence:

Get lost!

Polished sentence:

Please go fuck yourself dickheads.

#5 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 14:01

Original sentence in Chinese:

你咪撚捉蟲啦!

Polished sentence in English:

Stop fucking yourself, you moron.

#6 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 14:03

Original sentence:

McDonald's offers Pepsi.

Polished sentence:

McDonald's offers coke except of Pepsi.

#7 熱水壩
20/07/20 14:04

假大龜....

#8 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 14:06

假大龜....

#9 熱水壩
20/07/20 14:06

假大龜....

5p

#10 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 14:12

假大龜....

5p

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#11 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 14:17

Original sentence:

Fuck you!

Polished sentence in Arthur's style:

I remember it and you will pay.

#12 Armageddon
20/07/20 14:19

Original sentence:

McDonald's offers Pepsi.

Polished sentence:

McDonald's offers coke except of Pepsi.

McDonald's offers coke except of Pepsi.

驟眼睇好似

McDonald's offers coke but not Pepsi.

合理啲

#13 DutalaTortoise
20/07/20 14:20

Original sentence:

McDonald's offers Pepsi.

Polished sentence:

McDonald's offers coke except of Pepsi.

McDonald's offers coke except of Pepsi.

驟眼睇好似

McDonald's offers coke but not Pepsi.

合理啲

coke of a brand

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