English Polishing Talk 20200719

original sentence:

This frog is impolite.

polished:

Pepe is way too savage.

Original sentence:

This homo does not flush after pooping.

Polished for slang use:

This homo has done a big job.

Original sentence:

This otaku loves loli.

Polished sentence with laymen terms:

This sociophobe acts like a pedophile.

Original sentence in Chinese:

呢個中二病人妄想呢個世界有正義。

Polished sentence in English:

This existentialist is seeking a bogus value known as justice.

Original sentence:

I wont have sex with you.

Polished sentence:

You wanna screw me? Come on, just kiss my ass.

Original sentence in Chinese:

吾皇萬歲萬萬歲

English Translation:

Long live my Lord.

Original sentence:

Please collect your skin.

Polished:

Just knock it off, loser.

Original sentence:

Add oil.

Polished sentence:

Cheer up.

Original sentence:

I totally agree with you.

Polished sentence:

I cannot agree with you more.

Original sentence:

G-sum is calling a chicken

Polished sentence:

A mature is whoring.