發覺郊登仔真係前世未見過女人咁

學術
#1 烏大龜
03/04/20 21:50

正常男人30歲後見到女人應該鳩縮

可能郊登仔年齡群大低或者唔撚俾女人玩到化

#2 烏大龜
03/04/20 21:52

正常男人30歲後見到女人應該鳩縮

可能郊登仔年齡群大低或者唔撚俾女人玩到化

利申: 虛齡33, 行緊最後一年閪運

#3 烏大龜
03/04/20 22:01

每個有戀愛意識的男人都係無腦的狗公

狗公永遠擺脫不了性取向

性取向是世間一切爭端的根據

#4 烏大龜
03/04/20 22:01

每個有戀愛意識的男人都係無腦的狗公

狗公永遠擺脫不了性取向

性取向是世間一切爭端的根據

根源*

#5 烏大龜
03/04/20 22:08

There are lots of gentlemen but there is no such thing called gentlewomen.

#6 烏大龜
03/04/20 22:11

每個有戀愛意識的男人都係無腦的狗公

狗公永遠擺脫不了性取向

性取向是世間一切爭端的根據

根源*

Human stupidity is really infinite, as Albert Einstein maintains.

#7 烏大龜
03/04/20 22:16

Penis is merely for excretion.

This is men's only absolute advantage compared to women's language aquisition capacity.

Using penis to fuck asshole is stupid, as it incurs bacterial inflictions.

Using penis to fuck pussy is also stupid, as women cervix always secrete lactic acid which fuels tumors.

#8 烏大龜
03/04/20 22:17

Penis is merely for excretion.

This is men's only absolute advantage compared to women's language aquisition capacity.

Using penis to fuck asshole is stupid, as it incurs bacterial inflictions.

Using penis to fuck pussy is also stupid, as women cervix always secrete lactic acid which fuels tumors.

BTW, if you use penis to let other suck, both parties will get a lot of HPV (or HIV).

#9 烏大龜
03/04/20 22:20

Penis is merely for excretion.

This is men's only absolute advantage compared to women's language aquisition capacity.

Using penis to fuck asshole is stupid, as it incurs bacterial inflictions.

Using penis to fuck pussy is also stupid, as women cervix always secrete lactic acid which fuels tumors.

BTW, if you use penis to let other suck, both parties will get a lot of HPV (or HIV).

If you masturbate as you age, you are dissipating a lot of dopamine, which implies that you will die faster and faster.

#10 烏大龜
03/04/20 22:21

Penis is merely for excretion.

This is men's only absolute advantage compared to women's language aquisition capacity.

Using penis to fuck asshole is stupid, as it incurs bacterial inflictions.

Using penis to fuck pussy is also stupid, as women cervix always secrete lactic acid which fuels tumors.

BTW, if you use penis to let other suck, both parties will get a lot of HPV (or HIV).

If you masturbate as you age, you are dissipating a lot of dopamine, which implies that you will die faster and faster.

Prostate gland will augment as men age.

The surefire way to get rid of prostate tumors is to cut it off and nip the bud.

#11 老莊膠說
04/04/20 01:12

女人斷估唔係咁嘅樣?🤔

本主題共有 11 則回覆,第 1 頁。