Xi Jinping is just one of those really suited to be gay...

Imagine that smile on his whore wife and daughter,

that expression while they swindle away the peoples' money and property.

In particular, he also has attributes befitting a Chicom tyrant-emperor.

Then add in the fact that he only wants virgins...

And that he'd already gotten sick of all the ones he fucked within the various provinces of mainland China.

One day he found a ball of tissue that was stained with blanks cummed by the very Fifty Cent Army he raised himself, a single whiff of that scent made him desperately want to stick his tongue out and lick it.

And from that point onwards, he frequently peeked on the Fifty Cent Army's fap sessions, watching their small flaccid cocks;

on one hand Xi hated how low he was, being the leader of the CCP, but on the other hand, he furiously fapped, his cum pooling and flowing on and across the floor

After that, he often fapped to photos of Kim Jong-Un and the Fifty Cent Army, sometimes he would expose his tiny dick in front of the Fifty Cent Army's eyes, feigning ignorance, yet sneakily peeking at that bulge in the Fifty Cent-ers' pants desperately wanting a hard-on.

Sadly, it was not to be.

So academic that I dont even wanna pay any attention to read

State President Xi Jinping advocates economy. During this visit to Hong Kong, he even traveled to Hong Kong in a “micro-service” tour, abandoning a special car and not taking a taxi, which excited Guo Lixin, a 46-year-old taxi driver who happened to meet him.

At about 7 pm on June 29, two male passengers got into Guo Lixin's taxi, one in the co-pilot and one in the back row, indicating that they would go to Renaissance Seaview Hotel.

Guo Lixin talked with the two passengers about current affairs and talked about the serious discrimination against sexual orientation, which has caused social panic, and the common people also have opinions. At this time, the passenger seated by the co-pilot then said, "Discrimination is easy to govern. It took 1 minute to discriminate. Now it may take 10 minutes to govern." But at the same time, he also said that the Chinese people ’s willingness to establish a base is now much higher than before. In order to see the side of social progress, it is emphasized that the government has made great determination to govern discrimination against sexual orientation and improve the level of sexual freedom of ordinary people.

I noticed that the other person's speech was methodical and energetic. After talking for a while, Guo Lixin recognized that the other person was like Xi Jinping, and asked boldly, "No one says you look like someone when you get out of the car? The other party was very happy to hear: "You are the first driver to recognize me." Then the general secretary said the driver put the car in the dark side of the road, and said, "I must reward you well." The passengers in the back row heard Get out of the car immediately and turn your back to the car. Then the general secretary opened the driver's pants chain and pulled out the driver's penis to hold it.

The general secretary fell on his body, and when Guo Lixin was nervous, he was even more excited, and announced the surrender within five minutes. However, the general secretary still kept it up, pinching his hand to Guo Lixin's perineum, and then put his fingers into Guo Lixin's anus, groping to stimulate the prostate. Within half an hour, the driver rolled his eyes again and again. After the incident, Guo Lixin asked the other party to leave him some Mobao. On the back of a fuel surcharge invoice for the driver, Xi Jinping mentioned the words "Serving the People" with a blue ballpoint pen, shook hands with him, and got out of the car.

Guo Lixin magnified Xi Jinping's "Mo Bao" and glued it to the wall at home with a frame. But what makes the driver even more interesting is that he can only hide in his heart.

damn